Don't Punch Me Bro!

I don't know what the hell it is but I sure am angry today. It all started with job searching via craigslist. After 3 miserable hours I started feeling shitty and got the "I suck/I can't do anything/what a loser" attitude. So, then I decided that shopping was the option. Only I forgot to go to the bathroom first (I have the smallest bladder in the world.)As it turns out, trying on clothes isn't that fun when you feel like you're going to pee your freakin' pants! Finally, I get to the register with a bunch of shit I don't even need or even really want. The Cashier was a total idiot. She took forever, couldn't remember what she had rung up and the best part was the fact that she was the manager! There I am trying to hold my pee in and I am seriously considering stabbing her in the eye. Now, I realize I may have a few anger issues( thank god I don't carry a knife)but luckily in the end I walked away saying "wow, you aren't very friendly." I'm sure my comment ruined her life. Well, Maybe I should invest in a punching bag... I just feel so angry!